clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?


percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45


gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business


supersoldiers:

all the avengers being excited to meet war machine bc who could be this awesome dude who took an armor from tony and is a colonel and is tony’s bff and rhodey arriving at avengers tower and tony throwing himself at him and calling him rhodey bear and buttercup and clinging to rhodey and rhodey just tussels his hair and says “hey, t.” and all the other avengers (except nat) are like omg bc theyve never seen tony so affectionate and stuff with a friend uwu


ultralorde:

what does ilysm mean??? i like your sick memes????



Guardians of the Galaxy was great get off the internet and go see it now you asshole.


mmmarvel:

Going to see it tomorrow.  

mmmarvel:

Going to see it tomorrow.